I just saw this ad playing before a youtube video and I had to stop and watch the whole thing. Incredible.
Watch this. Now
How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
- $ 1,000,000 in cash
- the souls of those who have displeased me this year
- another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
- “Do you think if we met today we would still be friends?”
- “I don’t know. But we’re friends now.”
I was in a different place when I was asleep and when I woke up I was somewhere I didn’t want to be.